Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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