What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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