What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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