- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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