- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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