- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

THE GAME

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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