what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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