- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

feminists.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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The chicken crossed the road.

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