What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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it's funny because it's funny

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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ewrg

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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