- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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