- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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