man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Anti Joke

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