- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Im gay What about you

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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