Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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black people

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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