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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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