Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Albert your flies undone.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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