Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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