- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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