- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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