- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

White men's rights

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

CAVE JOHNSON.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Your face

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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