- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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