What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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