A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Haha, I get it..

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

alert('The Game')

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Women can vote? WTF

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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