How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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womens rights

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