- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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