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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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