- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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