What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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i hate black people

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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