Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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