- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Wright flyer

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Internet Explorer

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Balls

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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