Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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