- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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