id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A bar walks into a man

Skrillex.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Fine, ladies first.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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