- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

im not food

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

rose are red violets should be purple

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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