- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Albino African Americans

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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