- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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