Turkeys are obese

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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hello

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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