i just pooped that is all!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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