What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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