- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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