- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why didn't he finish his

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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