- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Caroline Kelly.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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