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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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