- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Women's rights.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Penis

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

im @ work, LOL.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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