- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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