- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

You having friends.

Politics

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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