What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

why did the zebra cross the road?

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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