Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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