What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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hi

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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