Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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