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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What? Yes.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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