Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

I am dyslexic

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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