A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

here kitty kitty

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Yo mama so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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