- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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