Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Joesph Triphook.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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