Sex vagina. lol.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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