- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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