How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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