- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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