Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

a black guy hates chicken.

Your mom.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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