- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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