What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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matt is fat

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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so...um, yeah

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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