Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

women's rights

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Your dads dead. lol

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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