Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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