- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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