A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Penis chickens

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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you gay?

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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