- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

knock knock

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Knock Knock. Come in.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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