So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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non poop

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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boys

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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