How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A midget walked under a bar.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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