What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Oh, go away

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I read the terms of service.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Heskey time.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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