A midget walked under a bar.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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