- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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