- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face Hunter is scum

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

women's rights

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

HURT

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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