Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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