- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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