Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Anti Joke

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