- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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