- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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