A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Error 37.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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This isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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