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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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