How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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