Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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go F*** yourself

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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you gay?

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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