A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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