- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Terry has ebola

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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