A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

i lost the game

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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