What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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