What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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