a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Poker face

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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