- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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