- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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