Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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you suck

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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