- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

it's funny because it's funny

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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