what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Drew Knowles is gay

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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