- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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