- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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