- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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