What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Sometimes i'm hungry.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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