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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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