- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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