Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What the hell are you doing?

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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A person from Singapore eats

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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