A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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they told me not to write here but i did

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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