- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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