- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Romans rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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