- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

your face

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Daniel is a fag

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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