- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Daniel is a fag

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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