- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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