- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Sex vagina. lol.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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