- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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